The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @pregopresto ever

Recent tweets

robbyhunke Im . Hart besoffene @s04 Fans. Begegnung mit einer schwarzen Frau. Im Vorbeigehen sagt ein anderer Fahrgast etw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Jan 24th, 2020 via Talon Android)

LouisAnslow Kids are swapping AirPods in class then using text to speech to ‘talk’ without talking 🤩🤩🤩 pic.twitter.com/moLxK1rzbv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:46 AM, Jan 23rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

Seit ich auf dem Dorf wohne, gucke ich morgens bevor ich mich aufs Fahrrad setze, immer auf die Heizung was der Auß..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6

via Talon Android

@sys_adm_ama Ich habe jahrelang E-Mails im Kontext Pferdeauktionen erhalten, bis hin zur Absage an der Teilnahme vo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zV

via Talon Android in reply to sys_adm_ama

Janine_Wissler Für die AfD gilt der bekannte Satz:

Mit Rechtsaußen zu diskutieren ist wie mit einer Taube Schach zu spielen. Ega..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Jan 18th, 2020 via Talon Android)

SecretCoAuthor Achtung, es folgt der schwachsinnigste Redebeitrag der Woche im Deutschen Bundestag: „Nüchtern betrachtet sind Fahr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Jan 18th, 2020 via Talon Android)

cden4 Best graphic I’ve seen so far on how dangerous the latest models of absurdly large trucks and SUVs are today. pic.twitter.com/RjkoRi6cqF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Jan 18th, 2020 via Talon Android)

heinz_hjo We Wahr RT @the_diogenes: Made my day.
RT @axbom: The captcha and the ‘Contact Us’ button are perfect 😂😭..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d4

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jan 18th, 2020 via Talon Android)

mbreeding Ex Libris has completed its acquisition of Innovative
bit.ly/iii-el

So this chart is now real:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Jan 16th, 2020 via Talon Android)

rotnroll666 Thread 👇🏻not only important for twitter.com/technige/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Jan 15th, 2020 via Talon Android)

eliistender10 Incredibly creative road in Holland where the right speed produces the correct key pic.twitter.com/F0LE2WQi8F

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Jan 6th, 2020 via Talon Android)

Bruce_Cares Well now that that’s cleared up..pic.twitter.com/pjgvFxB4JKJK

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jan 5th, 2020 via Talon Android)

Tschüss lieber Weihnachtsbaum!

Mit deinen vier Spitzen und deinem krummen Wachstum warst Du der schönste den wir j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NK

via Talon Android

Lobotobi Die drei Frauen, die sich der Polizei gestellt haben, ggf. den Brand im Zoo Krefeld verursacht zu haben, sind berei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Jan 4th, 2020 via Talon Android)

christoq Australia fires.

The melting point of the aluminum rims on your car is 1,220°F (660°C). pic.twitter.com/kAEhVcNJbv

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Jan 4th, 2020 via Talon Android)

Chasedogman This video should be playing on every screen on the planet. pic.twitter.com/QzxJR50uC3

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:48 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

realDonaldTrump Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

realDonaldTrump Remember what I previously said—Obama will someday attack Iran in order to show how tough he is.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

realDonaldTrump I always said @BarackObama will attack Iran, in some form, prior to the election.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

realDonaldTrump Don’t let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected—be careful Republicans!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

realDonaldTrump In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)

guycalleddad “Guten Tag. Leider rufen Sie außerhalb unserer Sprechzeiten…”
“Dave, lass den Scheiß, wir haben keine Anrufbeantworter im Büro.”
“😒”

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Jan 3rd, 2020 via Talon Android)