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May 7th, 2016

worum_org Witz des Tages: Treffen sich drei K├Âlner so ist der Bremer Schuld.
(Das Bild des Tages dazu von @AndreasGumz ) pic.twitter.com/Syu2FGawTw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:14 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Echofon)

Kind 1 guckt und singt “Pfeifen, Schwitzen, Tierliern” …. Bei dem Wetter irgendwie passend ;-)

via Talon (Plus)

sadanduseless WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:24 PM, May 7th, 2016 via Talon (Plus))